At least I think it is.

2026 finally dropped the first month into the toilet and pinched us off with February. I’ve got a new Mumford and Sons song in my ears. I dig it. No coffee in the house this morning so I put in the nearest Starbucks into my phone and it took me to the one inside the Grenville Memorial Hospital. I wasn’t dressed for public viewing so I took the next nearest suggestion and it took me to the one on Augusta rd which also does not have drive through access so the employees at that one got to see me in my finest threads.

Any Starbucks eye rollers here? Yeah I drink Starbucks. I’m open minded to any new coffee shops but most of you taste the same. Usually Counter Culture coffee ish and I’m not a fan. I like Leopard Forest but not the drive. I like coffee underground also and will hit them up if I’m in the area. Another well known, local coffee spot I’m not a fan. I just think they’re asshats.

But Chad Starbucks tastes burnt.

I like burnt

If my spoon isn’t congesting in the sludge I don’t want it. I half expect the spoon to come out bent.

Yesterday was a banger. We had 250 individual boxes to make for a catering. Sandwich side was not so good but thankfully it worked out because I needed every moment of my sandwich guy’s free time. Delivery was at 5:15 we finished and arrived at 5:12. A little too close for comfort. Individual boxes are not my favorite thing to do but they pay the rent. I went in at 8 and didnt look up until 5. Grateful for the work. Not so much the assembly.

Still navigating the new home. I’ve figured out where 10% of our previous home inventory is located so far. We probably had coffee but I wasn’t going to lift one more lid to one more box for a least another 48 hours. My autocorrect turned “hours” into “Boris”. Makes sense I don’t think I’ve typed the name Boris in my entire life.

Boris

Boris rings large bells in dark churches

Boris is the number one henchman because he’s reliable but not smart

Boris is a small country dictator that picks his nose.

My new living room has 6 spotlights and a ceiling fan with two lights. Just in case I want to watch dust particles form in live action. I could do surgery in this room. I put a lamp on 15 feet away instead. No one needs that much illumination in such a small square footage of space.

My cat is nestled beside me it seems she’s made the transition into comfort once again.

How about those Epstein files though..

I need to seek out a new gym soon. I took a year off from the grind at the gym. I have a membership at Anytime/24 hour fitness or whatever it’s called by Publix in cherrydale but I stopped going for some time. It’s not much a month but I don’t remember how to log into anything online to cancel which means I have to drive up there and talk to someone. Oof.

I may join the Y again. I drive by it every day. All of my weights at our home are scattered to and fro. I just wanted to use that term. It’s been awhile.

February is wild. It was January for 8 months and now it feels like March is tomorrow. It’s like a month sandwich. The 4th? Gtfo

This was a shorty of a blog. I got my 34th on of the year in. I’m good with that. I’m not going back to proofread either. I rarely do anyway.

Cheers